Aaaaaand the FIFA World Cup 2010 Champion goes to.....

I know it's too soon to announce the winner, but my world Cup is more or less over anyway when Argentina cried for me despite my telling it not to....the truth is, I never left it....okay, it's 12.33 am and my jokes are running dumb..so let's get on with the announcement shall we?

Aaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddd.....we have a winner in the FIFA WORLD CUP 2010 !!!

Kindly drag it down puhleeeezzz, merci boucoup...

AND THE WINNER OF FIFA WORLD CUP 2010 GOES TO.....

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Paul the Octopus !!!

How can he not be the winner when by far, he has a 100% record prediction for this world cup!!! And we humans think we are soooo smart...Click HERE to view Paul's prediction record for this World Cup 2010 for Germany plus what he predicted in the Euro 2008. (well, he was still in training back then...but did pretty well for a trainee). I think the reason why Paul is still alive to be able to predict Spain is because German had not played Japan...now, the probability of Paul to end up at bullet train speed in someone's tummy is higher since Japanese don't really waste time cooking their food.

He has become a kind of celebrity. His trainer, whatshisface....was interviewed instead ...well Paul can't talk because he still cannot decide which language to converse in, Bahasa Malaysia or English...you know how it is, with all the death threats and all, Paul must be careful not to intimidate the Keris apologists...

Check out the interview on CNN...

CNN INTERVIEW WITH PAUL'S TRAINER

Whilst his latest predictions have managed to save other octopuses yet, Paul himself is in grave danger whilst receiving many death threats, even was being suggested as a menu by the Argentinian Chef, [Nicolas Bedorrou posted on Facebook that "We will chase him and put him on some paper. We will then beat him (but correctly!) in order to keep the meat tender and then put it in boiling water."] after the Germans took them Messi-lessly out 4-0.

Oh wait, Argentinians lost because the Germans had Messi by the balls...no really,....literally..





Ohhh..you should have seen how upset Hitler was when he heard that German had lost to Spain...

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He too, wants Paul on his susyi menu...

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On top of all this money making from bets in soccer, there are bets taken on Opus Paul on whether he will or will not get his last prediction right

As for Malaysians, apart from sending one referee, who will probably get Datukship the moment he comes back from South Africa, and many bookies of course, we would probably be able to send down our submarines, (assuming that by the time all this is over, we will manage to actually sink our expensive submarine underwater...oops....wrong link.THAT boat is already sinking....try THIS ONE..), to kidnap Paul the Oracle (or I would call him Opus Paul), to aid the our next General Election:

Hmm....looks like Paul is not going to end up a susyi, but C4-ed to make the meat tender then cook into a sambal petai sotong instead....(this picture is taken before they put money in the box with the Daching symbol...hey...even a sotong's got to make a living right??)