Closing 2009...

Where did 2009 go again? It came, it saw, it just flew by. Next thing you know, we’re a step closer to 2012. I thought I'd close 2009 with a good laugh. So I've posted a few headlines throughout 2009, (with some help from past headlines), that would do just about that.

So okay, I thought about starting with Malaysian Mainstream Media, but it's almost impossible to do so, for there is not enough space to post all in one post, because mainstream media IS after all one big joke.

So I've decided to post from sources of here and there, after all, we are in the "globalization" era.
Hope you enjoy these folks...

Apparently, 2009 is the year of the Tiger......

See, our government is correct, Mathematics should not be learned in English. Look what happens.......


We all know meetings are for people to escape from work by gathering, on companies time not to mention tea.....this is proof that no one really pays any attention;

And below, we have;

Really? Gee.....What makes them think that???............

And the Westerners insist that WE the Asians have "funny names"....

See what I mean?....
This Hooker does Pole vault some more......how can anyone compete with him?


I've been a long time in this Medical biz, how come I never get interesting cases like this death by condom? Oh wait, Malaysians don't believe much in our own product.....(rubber.....duuuhhhh). Wonder how was the state of the woman though. I mean if his condom can fit the size of his head....then again...no wait....anyone who puts condoms onto his head, must have a teeny weeny head to occupy that teeny weeny brain....otherwise, the headlines would have read, "man floats from air in brain".

Below: More stories on condoms. Wonder what the headlines would be the next day...."Condom Reloaded"?
P/S, speaking of condoms, I know some of you plan to celebrate the New Year with ummm...a big bang....ummm.....don't forget to use condoms :-D


Below: Err....what do you expect to find in Gun Shop? Mr Gan?
Why is there buttock stabbing in Rome, sounds like a perfect question for Psychiatry Final Year Paper.....why indeed.....I would have answered, "Because MU team are arses, so anywhere you stab would be the buttocks"....muaaahhhhaahahahahhahahahhhhahaahhaa!!!


Oh, just because she's colorful and not boring like the other first ladies.......
I wish my boss's name is Nutt.....

Obviously this is the work of some humanitarian.....who else will eat humans?



For those who love their dogs...please, G-Force only happens in Hollywood.....
Well, at least we now learn of another group of people who may benefit from Cialis....

Obviously this cop saw Forrest Gump....
Hey, do we have UMNO branch in Lane County?

Aahhhaaahhh!!! This explains how Malaysian Air Fart...I mean, Force lost those darn engines!!! Those jets were camouflaged all the way to the last screwwwwwww ( pun not intended)...
A sure sign that KARMA exists;

So okay, I'm going to post funny headlines from the Malaysian newspapers now...well, a few as examples. You have to be a Malaysian to appreciate the humour in our headlines....it comes from years of practice of reading between the lines....It's not Ha Ha kind of funny, but....oh! You get what I mean....
Below; Headline says "Salam Aidilfitri 1 Malaysia", but there's only one china man in there and no Indian fler...there's no "dan lain lain"s......hmmmmm.......sometimes the mind slips....(no, not spelling error, I said "slip" not "sleep", otherwise Badawi's name would have automatically appeared

Below: Hmm.....maybe that was the program of which that snobbish datin used to get the Selangor Zakat flers to pay for her expensive medications...(happened in one of the clinic where I work part time)...See...funny or not?
This came from HERE,

Haaa....anyone did any statistics on the brain damage caused by reading Harian Metro?

A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR AHEAD!!!....

Response to comment from Ocean Girl, thank you.

This post serves as a response to the comment left by Ocean Girl. It got too long and I have no choice but to post it because, the comment box found it annoyingly long.

Ocean Girl wrote;
"The Quran was not sent to us. It was sent to the Prophet.

The basic of all basics is to Obey Allah and His Messenger. I do not see anything about "spreading love". And how do we obey the Prophet if we do not know his hadith and sunnah."

Thank you for sharing your thoughts dear. My Response;

Ocean Girl, sorry dear, but I totally disagree with you. Quran was meant for all of mankind, but Muhammad was the one chosen to receive it via Jibrail, hence the term "messenger". - Nothing different from other of His messengers.


“Verily, We have sent down to you (O Muhammad) the Book for mankind in truth. So whosoever accepts the guidance, it is only for his ownself; and whosoever goes astray, he goes astray only for his (own) loss. And you (O Muhammad) are not a Wakeel (trustee or disposer of affairs, or guardian) over them”[Surah (Chapter of) al-Zumar 39:41

“Had We sent down this Qur’aan (Quran / Koran) on a mountain, you would surely have seen it humbling itself and rent asunder by the fear of Allah. Such are the parables which We put forward to mankind that they may reflect”[Surah (Chapter of) al-Hashr 58:21]

“The Messenger (Muhammad) believes in what has been sent down to him from his Lord, and (so do) the believers. Each one believes in Allah, His Angels, His Books, and His Messengers. (They say,) ‘We make no distinction between one another of His Messengers’ — and they say, ‘We hear, and we obey. (We seek) Your forgiveness, our Lord, and to You is the return (of all)’” [Surah (Chapter of) al-Baqarah 2:285

“This is a Book which We have sent down to you full of blessings that they may ponder over its verses and that men of understanding may remember.” (Saad: 29)

And before you bring up the matter that the Quran have contradictions so much so, we need the auta…sorry, authorities to figure them out for us, ponder on this;
“Do they not then consider the Qur’an carefully? Had it been from other than Allah they surely would have found therein many contradictions.” (Nisaa’: 82)

It’s to say that THERE IS NO CONTRADICTIONS IN THE QURAN.
Here are more verses to tell us, how important it is for us to read the Quran ourselves.

“And We have sent down to you the Book (the Qur’aan (Quran / Koran)) as an exposition of everything, a guidance, a mercy, and glad tidings for those who have submitted themselves [an nahl:89]


And Muhammad, like other messengers before him has the duty of distributing His words to mankind. If mankind rejects, Muhammad does not have to answer for mankind. It is mankind who have to answer for themselves.

“O Messenger (Muhammad)! Proclaim (the Message) which has been sent down to you from your Lord. And if you do not, then you have not conveyed His Message. Allah will protect you from mankind” [Surah (Chapter of) al-Maa'idah 5:67]

It's high time we look at the Quran ourselves instead of trusting others. Isn't it weird that with a snap of fingers we can get people to come teach us how to recite the Quran but getting a teacher to come teach us the translation to our kids is totally non conducive? Have you read the Quran yourself or made an attempt to complete reading it? It's easy except for some parts whereby, yes, we need to ask people who knows. But basically, it's easy to understand it. Problem is, we chose to recite it yet not understand the content of it, like a parrot, because we are told from small that the satan would be teaching us if we read it on our own. As a result, we put the Quran on our heads everytime we touch it, exhibit it at the highest point where it lays there majestically, albeit collecting dust, and to make up for not reading it ourselves, we all end up trusting the "people who know it all" and what do you know...look where we Muslims ended up today.

[6:116] "And if you obey most of those in the earth, they will lead you astray from Allah's way; they follow but conjecture and they only lie."

Despite the many evidence for us to read, understand and practice the manual God gave us in a form of book of revelation, many had failed to do so;

“O my Lord! Verily my people deserted this Qur’an” (Furqaan: 30)

And the reason being:

“Do they not then think deeply in the Qur’aan (Quran / Koran), or are their hearts locked up (from understanding it)?” [Surah (Chapter of) al-Baqarah 2:285

Perhaps, this is because, guidance comes from God. There are people who’d get it, and there are people who may never will….
“Allah has sent down the Best of Speech, a Book, its parts resembling one another and oft-repeated. The skins of those who fear their Lord shiver when they recite it or hear it. Then their skin and their heart soften to the remembrance of Allah. That is the guidance of Allah. He guides therewith whom He wills; and whomever Allah sends astray, for him there is no guide.” (al-Zumar: 23)

You said that there is no message about spreading love in the Quran. Again, I beg to differ. You spread love when you’re kind to the orphans, your neighbours. You spread love when you help others regardless of their race, gender, beliefs because your duty is to spread love and live righteously, and judging is for god.

"Their hostility towards each other is intense. You consider them united but their hearts are scattered wide. That is because they are people who do not use their intellect," (Surat al-Hashr, 14)
The problem with us Muslims today, we practice the reverse. We are quick to judge, and we are more concern in doing less (as most of the things are haram apparently) rather than doing more.
Allah is about love, compassion amongst many of His beautiful virtues;
If you look at Christian or Buddhist movements who help others regardless of race etc, the Muslims should be ashamed of ourselves. And to cover for that shame, we avow that these movements are insincere and to convert as many into their religion, a rat race. We complain but apart from helping out only Muslims, what have we really done to serve society as a whole?
Instead, we pride ourselves in indulging in trivial matters like muhrim issues, haram inai on hands etc? Zakat? Well, are we sure zakat money is not being abused like what happened with Lembaga Tabung Haji some time back? I had my nurse coming in complaining to me (in a clinic where I do part time), that a Datin came in and purchased hundred ringgit worth of medicine, and payment was being made via Zakat money. What is that all about? NEP is a fantastic program, but what about it’s implementation? Is it Islamic? Is it Islamic to excel at the expense of suppressing others, when clearly, Islam is about serving others regardless of race, gender and whatever type of categorization the humans are fond of to create a sense of belonging.
Surah Al-Nisa':36:
"Serve God, and join not any partners with Him; and do good to parents, kinsfolk, orphans, those in need, neighbours who are near, neighbours who are strangers, the companion by your side, the wayfarer (ye meet) and what your right hands possess : For God loveth not the arrogant, the vainglorious.

God after all is ample with love;
“As for those who believe and do right actions, the All-Merciful will bestow His love on them. “(Surah Maryam, 96)

As for the rest of us; we have love for each other.
[Yusufali 30:21] And among His Signs is this, that He created for you mates from among yourselves, that ye may dwell in tranquillity with them, and He has put love and mercy between your (hearts): verily in that are Signs for those who reflect.

हैप्पी न्यू इयर

I wanted to say happy new year but some reason blogger automatically translated my wish (see title) into Tamil (I think its Tamil). What does it say, anyone?

Ho! Ho! Ho!!!

We use to have a Christmas tree in our house around Christmas time. My daughter, then age 7 years old, was flabagasted with the beauty of the tree and the thrill of decorating it. She watched too many episodes of Art Attack during her childhood and creativity was in overdrive mode at that time. I remember her creating cobwebs on the dining room lampshade that earned the maid 20 seconds of lecture as I thought that she did not clean the house.

Come to think of it, she spent too much time watching Astro so much so, she spoke in an American accent until about 10 years old. One of my new neighbor spoke to us and out of curiosity asked me how long we were in the United States. I looked at her bewildered and when she pointed out that it was how my daughter spoke that got her to think that, I laughed instantaneously and explained to her that my daughter grew up in front of the TV from the age of 1 till 6!!). Funny how you don't really notice silly stuff when it happens to your own daughter. I'd smile a sinister smile when I hear Malaysians speak in a heavy non-Malaysian English accent. In fact I made fun of the whole ordeal in "Da Foreign Accent Syndrome yawlll".


Of course being a Malay (if you insist on branding me one, as far as I'm concern I'm a Malaysian; if you think I'm being mengada ngada, I suggest you deal with that), one cannot run from the raised eyebrows and fatwas that sounded more like fart-was, like arrows shot straight towards you, as though trying to save your soul from the wretched hell fire. (wow, apparently it is easier going into hell then into heaven as there are too many don'ts and too little do-s.....hmm...Dr Do-Little comes to mind suddenly). I prepared my daughter with a simple answer, "Isa was one of our prophets, why not celebrate his birthday too?". That actually shut some kepoh-chee mouths, perhaps because it came from a child. I used the same line and beyond. Rest of my immediate family was cool with it though. If it makes your child happy and occupied with a simple thing like a Christmas tree, I don't see why not. It helps with children creativity too and it's a fun family thing to do.

Yes, I use to have a Christmas tree, until one fine day, my daughter outgrew it. Basically, we just got lazy crawling into the small then crowded and unorganized store room to take the tree out and decorate it. My daughter found something else more intriguing to decorate at the age of 9...... herself. Frankly, I miss having her going crazy decorating the Christmas tree instead, because at least my jewelry, high heels and make up and brassieres do not go missing in action back then.

As for Santa Claus, well, telling the kids that Santa does not exist is as good as telling most adults today, that the Al Gore's Global Warming is a hoax. Try telling them and see what happens;



Of course whilst Santa comes in many forms;
There's the Smeagol kinda Santa (excuse him he's having an intense debate with himself whether to keep or to distribute "his precious"....)


The Merry Santa
The Gay Santa; (apparently gay is no longer happy being just happy, they want to be gay)
Sexy Santa;




Santa in trouble;
Santa with imaginary enemies with imaginary weapon of mass destruction (the uuuuuuugliest kind)


And the good ol' conventional Santa, filled with goodness, not just in his bag, but in his belly too....

Whichever Santa it is, there's a Santa in everyone. It's the spirit of giving that makes Christmas special....

Have a Merry little Christmas everyone !!!
(or perhaps a big one)

2010 : The Year Of The Second WaveSSSSSS

If you think 2012 will be the end of the world, 2010 is predicted to be the year of the second waves. There's

1. Second wave of H1N1 and there's

2. Second wave of the Financial Tsunami.

I wonder how Santa is coping up with all this.

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And here's a Climategate Christmas Video Release!!!

Someone commented that I've finally stopped ranting about Proton as I've found something new to rant about, which is the Climategate. True. After all, EVERYONE already know that PROTON is crap, I may as well stop my ranting on that one and save some energy. Climategate on the other hand, is in dire need of highlighting, since the mainstream media seem not keen to cover this matter.

Here's something new....

Al Gore makes embarrassing mistakes by severely misstating sea ice loss prediction

Climategate talks break down as poor nations walk out


Climategate email scandal scientists feeling the heat

I know it's a little too early to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, but I'm already feeling festive so I'll leave you with this special video on Christmas carols.....can't decide which one is the best - last year's or this year's video, so I posted both......enjoy ;-D

More on Climategate

I'm posting some updates on articles regarding the under publicized Climategate, things not many mainstream media are keen to cover. I let your imagination wonder why.
If you want mainstream news, tune into CNN,CNBC, BBC blah blah blah...

1. Do take a listen to the video in this one: Climategate, " Scientific Fascism" and Copenhagen

2. "Science" Responds to Climategate

3. Climategate haunts summit

4. Don't confuse Copenhagen-bound Obama with global warming facts.

Just 4 for now.....

Every Human has RIGHTS...

They say every picture tells a story....please click on these names to find out their stories. Stories that had touched the hearts of many. Stories that will inspire. More importantly, stories that will make you comprehend, the importance and beauty of understanding "The Human Rights"
Nelson Mandela

Aung Sang Suu Kyi

I know my rights. Do you know yours?

If you don't, well, what are you waiting for?!! Click HERE to find out what your rights as a human being are. As far as I'm concern, should any religion or establishment that have contradictory issues that does not compute to human common sense rights, then perhaps we should look into the interpretation of the religion and the establishment itself. After all, religion was born to combat oppression and erect basic human rights. Anything that seem otherwise, perhaps need re-looking into. As for laws, they are meant to be amended from time to time...

Hi, I'm Pah Nur. I am a skeptic. Hi Pah Nuuuuuuurrrr....

I am writing this post, in response to Planet of the Monyets comment on my previous blog, "The Convenient Lie" which I appreciate very much, thank you (and also for the benefit or non benefit of my readers). I can't write all this in the comment box!!

I respect your view on the matter of global warming, and that you've attended most of the lectures on climatic issues. I was formally from the “boring” side too, (although I think skeptics are more regarded as “boring” since people would roll their eyeballs up their sockets in frustration, clearly bored, due to the inability to convince these skeptics to see their point of view) until something jilted me to research it myself and well, somehow I am quite convinced that this whole Global Warming Threat is a scam. Here’s why (let me bring you through my process of thinking).

Science is not about consensus, (we all are aware of the band wagon effects), I'm sure this is agreeable by many. Otherwise, people would still think the world is flat, and that the sun is rotating the earth, Samy Velu is not an act of God, and Badawi sleeps most of time of his Premiership because he was bitten by tse tse fly and not from just lack of stamina from the nocturnal activities from his new marriage.

What I understand from my research of earth's climatic change is that, we're actually in a period of what we call the Haloscene climatic optimum. Back then, they don’t have intense communication system whereby people sitting in the living room eating pop corn watching CNN in Batang Ai, knows that Houston Texas is snowing and Saudi Arabia experienced flood after a long time. In short, people back then carried on with life and adapting to the climate changes, quite oblivious to where it is going. What I’m trying to get at is, should we panic at changes in weather at this frame of time, and start carbon taxing people for instance, for something that may well be earth’s normal process anyway?

What is the actual issue here? The issue at hand is "Global Warming is a direct result from human activities, or termed as carbon foot print?" . Never mind the Carbon Tax soon to be implemented in continuation of the Kyoto Protocol are replaced with a more potent treaty now as we speak, at the Copenhagen Climate Change Conference 2009 .

It is correct to state that sufficient research have not been done to debunk the skeptics. But why is that? Why don’t the “alarmist” scientists give more chances to the "skeptics" to research or argue these "skeptic" allegations and debunk the facts, once and for all, and not to mention to give a broader broadcast for these debates? Why are there complaints from certain scientists that their views are being suppressed from being heard? I amongst many would have an open mind to accept facts if this case is debunked. After all, I don’t have any shares anywhere and I do not benefit from either global warming nor cooling. I hate cold weather, so I’d like to be prepared when it comes.

Perhaps these video may give us some light regarding why perhaps Global Warming is not a direct cause of human activities, is not given enough coverage, let alone chance of enough research done to debunk them:





Perhaps the lack of media coverage led "anti-climates" to hack into "alarmist" scientists emails and got them into sufficient trouble, well at least to delay the treaty currently ongoing in Copenhagen. (gee....rendezvous...that's what happens when mainstream media suppresses news and become biased...GE2008?). Enjoy these short videos;

The Convenient Lie....

It all started with hackers hacking into emails and came out with these:
If you have the time(and interest)and want to find out the source of these email, to recognize their authenticity, here are the e-mails, hacked from University of East Anglia. Read them yourself and decide, whether this whole Global Warming is a hoax or otherwise. All of them are in HERE.

Here's the video that explains the email:

...Click here to find out how deep the rabbit hole goes.....

VISION 2012

They say "Ignorance is Bliss". In the case of 2012 phenomenon, well, it depends. It would be nice not to know when the world will apparently end. Then again, a mind of capitalist would probably drive a person to maximize their credit card and loan limits, if they are convinced that such a phenomena will materialized. Well, if one do take up such huge loans, you're more or less dead anyway, past 2012.

Frankly, when the 2012 phenomenon caught my attention, my reaction was, "But I thought galactic alignment happens annually? Okay, who's hoaxing and why?". Pardon me for the irony but after researching and posting "The Clouded Truth; Watt's Up or Watts Down?", I have a high index suspicion that all this "global warming" mumbo jumbo could only be some kind of manipulation of science for the benefit of certain small group of people.

For instance, apart from financial benefits to company that support global warming, it may well be to get China to cut down their carbon emission, hence retarding their economic growth globally and the impending future economic empire. And it won't be the first time either. In short, when the "oligarchies"pockets are in dire need for more money, there will be war and some kind of scientific manipulation used as an excuse. "Malthus's Scarcity of Food theory" is one of them. Like most, these theories comes with genocidal strings attached to them. Oh but I went on a tangent there.

Then I saw this documentary "Nostradamus : 2012" on Astro's History channel. Below, click on video to watch the trailer and a full documentary that will make PMS look like Tiger Woods sitting beside her 2.45am golf-club-swinging-wife,(apparently, "two hole in one" is achievable....isn't Tiger THE golfer of the century or what), in the History Channel on You Tube, AND click HERE to view in 12 parts . Better still, watch it on Astro, just as long as you did not forget to pay it's bill and the account is still active.


It is interesting to note that Nostradamus and the Egyptians' calculation of the time when the world ends, coincides with the end of the calculation of the 5,125-year Mayan Long Count Calendar. , suggesting the end of the world.

I would not so much as worry about what is the Mayan's take on this, due to simple logic such as;

1. It's a long count calendar and it's not repetitive. The Mayans have to stop counting at some point sometime right?

2. The Mayan civilization suddenly collapse sometime in 900AD. Obviously they did not see THAT one coming their way, so much for prophecy. They should have spent all that time, calculating the long calendar, on procreation instead, thus they would have not suffered extinction.

But you have to admire the amazing skill of our ancestors in astronomy as by simply gazing up to the sky and observe, they are able to come up with the astrological calculations of the galactic cycles. Then again, they did not have phenomenons like Satellite TV, Facebook and Twitter, porn sites on internet, to keep them indoors.


So what could happen on 21st December 2012?

(Click on Rabbit hole to find out how deep it goes......)


Amongst some of the things predicted to happen on 21st December 2012 are;

1. Decrease in magnetic pull of the earth; according to some Astrophysicists and scientists, the earth experiences decrease in magnetic pull in certain times. check out the Video from NASA to see what the scientist have to say about this.

2. Chaos in communication network due to the emission of Galactic Superwave :- OMG!!! This is definitely a cause for panic!!! What?!!! No mobile connection, internet connection, Satellite TV ???!!! We're only left with printed media? Buggered!! Now THAT is definitely DOOMSDAY!!

If you have time, and you're obsessed in finding out what may happen in 2012, it is worth while to watch this video, an interview by Project Camelot with Dr Paul LaViolette. It will explain to you regarding the galactic superwave and many other phenomenon based on his view point. Take note of the method to which the interview was undertaken. It's a low budget scene, so it has to be non propaganda in nature. Hmmm....



After watching this video, you may have mixed feelings and finally, it will dawn to you, why scientists have a personality of Eeyore and varicose veins in their scalp to match it (they use up too much energy supplied by blood vessels for the intense thinking processes, so much so, the blood are detained longer in the brain vessels, including the superficial ones hence the varicose). But you may also note how small and vulnerable we human are in this huge abyss of galaxies.....

It is interesting to know though (if you actually paid attention to the video above), that there was a big event of Supergalactic wave that occurred (based on the measurement of Berilium in the ice) shortly before the Mayan started their calendar. Perhaps that was what the Mayans were trying to warn us about? The bummer is these calculation tends to have a plus minus difference of about a 100 years, so hold on to that maximizing you credit cards loans.

In the video, if you have not fallen asleep at the part where he mentioned that, the only way for humans to get warning of the coming of Super Galactic Waves, that of course travel at the speed of light, is when other intelligent beings out there send signals in superluminal or FTL (faster than light) speed to warn us. We cannot be arrogant in thinking that we are the only beings created by God to destroy...I mean occupy one of the galaxies. Just because we have not come in contact with intelligent beings out there, it doesn't mean that they don't exist, even Calvin and Hobbes know that:


3. End of time. According to Fulcanelli, a Master Alchemist with and undercover name (how cool is that?); the then, powerful Freemasons, under the governance of the Templars were responsible for constructing churches in their times, had left clues of prophecies of the end of time that coincides with the year 2012. That was how much free time they had to spare those days, I envy them.

A thought just floated by and I cannot help but wonder, are there any present monument in our civilization that is carved with clue for the future generation to pick up? If anything, in Malaysia, the only clue we may leave from the construction of our buildings, (assuming it will resume to exist past 10 years), to our future generation would probably be how clueless we are in this generation.

Apart from the gorgeous Petronas Twin Tower, and the KL tower, really, what kind of message would we send the next Muslim generation when we built the formerly known as LUTH (Lembaga Urusan Tabung Haji) building? I mean, they were making a big hoo haa over the name "LUTH", that sounded un-Islamic, but disregarded the fact that the whole building looks like a beer glass. And here's a little secret. Someone I know told me that the architect of LUTH went out with him for a couple rounds of Heineken and got his inspiration at a bar down town KL, looking at the beer glass!!! How ironic is that?!! (I'm okay with beer glass shape, or sexy woman shape, whatever....but to jump on English word used, instead of seeing the bigger picture...LOL!!)



Some Astrophysicists and scientists may not agree on some matters, but they agreed on one thing; that the alignment of the sun, earth and galaxy, do not have any impact in a form of catastrophic event, nor any event at all. But the dangers may come from the other galactic activities going on out there, that have nothing to do with the alignment of the galaxy and apparently, we by cyclical calculations, are overdue of one Galactic Superwave coming our way, and Ice Age ensues, like it normally do after each wave. Hmm....didn't that just suggest Ice Age is coming anyway?

From the video I've just posted, according to Jay Weidner, a book "History of the Cathedral" written by and anonymous alchemist, using the pseudonym Fulcanelli, was written in 1926. A new chapter, "The Cyclic Cross of Handaye" was added when the book was reprinted in the late 50s. Weidner concluded that someone had somehow learned the Mayan knowledge of 2012 and engraved the secret clues onto the Cross of Handaye, which bore the trademark of Mayans, which is the Sun. I got to thinking, if so, then the idea of 2012 obtained from the Cross of Handaye, no longer can be considered as parallel, since it could be originated from the Mayans. Below is the symbol that connects:

Below; these are the symbols carved at the base of the "Cycle of Handaye"

The short video below will demonstrate how they interpreted the "clues" carved onto the "Cross of Handaye" and came to the conclusion that 2012 will be the end of the world and they've also suggested a "Place of Refuge". Do take a listen before you can appreciate my next paragraph ;-D



They are WRONG!!! The only place in this world where 3 marks ( the Sun, the moon, even the star) can be found is not in Mt Kailash in the Tibetian Himalayas, but in HERE. (Oh, go on click on it...). So now you know where the actual "Place of Refuge" is. Don't go anywhere 21st December 2010. If you're still not convinced, the 4As actually represents the first alphabet of our Prime Ministers; Abdul Rahman, Abdul Razak, Abuya, Ayah Pin and Ahmad Badawi (Wait!!! We even have an extra "A"...this phenomenon of many many "A"s can also be seen in our children's exam results. Malaysia Boleh!!!). Well Abuya and Ayah Pin was supposed to be the third and fourth prime minister, but the sex part got in the way, so, Hussain Onn and Mahathir somehow changed the fate. Ah well, we are Malaysians. Just like Proton, we can never get anything 100% right( Screw the prophecy) and most of us lack foresight. Well, all except Mahathir because his vision of Malaysia went way beyond 2012. Looks like we may never achieve Vision 2020 after all, albeit my suspicion is that it has nothing to do with the alignment of the galaxy.

Ummmm....of course..just like our banking systems and currently BN, every thing in this world have to be Islamized. (Bunga Orkid ka, Bunga Raya ka, Bunga Rose ka, Bunga Taik Ayam ka, kalau dah bunga tu, bunga jugak laaaaaaaa....no need to call it Islamic Banking kan?)

Speaking of "Islamic", if you notice, no one bothered to ask any Islamic scholars regarding 2012 . I don't blame them, as these "scholars" (inverted commas intended as nowadays we must check the credibility of whoever who preaches even at a private gathering as what one former Mufti Besar found out the hard way) may just issue a death sentence based on some bizarre line of "thinking" process that will lead to some equally if not shocking fatwa or worse, global death sentence like the one Salman Rushdie had. People are just learning to enjoy the benefits of Viagra and no one is keen on "dying hard".

So let me do the honor. According to (Yusuf Ali) 75:6-9

"He questions: "When is the Day of Resurrection?". At length, when the sight is dazed. And the moon is buried in darkness. And the sun and moon are joined together".

So there you go. The only way this could happen is when the moon and sun falls out of their orbits, and no one have touched this issue.

The question that needs answering is "How did the conclusion to all the predicted mishaps comes down to 21st December 2012?" Honestly, to me it's just baseless. I don't buy Astrology. Call me ironic, but if according to the palm reader who read my hands a few years back,(at a party, free reading for fun), I was suppose to be married sometime last year. And here I am, banging the balls that I don't have.

As for Nostradamus, well, he keeps repeating the word famine, war, death. Tell me, since when the earth have ever been free from these phenomenons? I have not come across anyone who dare come up with a prediction, by far, rather, what was normally done was they go back to check up on Nostradamus's book AFTER something bad had happen. It seemed that they fitted the event into his quatrains. Frankly, if 2012 goes by without a single meaningful event, except of course if Samy Velu decided to quit politics, then these interpreters of the work of Nostradamus may make him a Nostra-dumb-ass.

So that leaves us with the question "Who came up with this idea of 2012? Who am I kidding. The world have not even been able to solve the mystery of the death of JFK, or Altantuya, come to think of it, what makes me think I can solve this mystery. So I'm going to let this one go. I've got better things to do the next 2 years, JUST IN CASE I'M WRONG ABOUT THE 2012 PHENOMENON.

We all know, sometime, the world is going to end. I mean, if you're Mother Earth herself, after witnessing a long standing deplorable record of human profanities and what extent of destruction they are capable of , wouldn't you at least have some suicidal thoughts? But life has to go on right, and it ain't over till it's over...."it's not so much about the destination, rather the journey", unless of course your destination is HELL...then I suggest we better make the journey a meaningful one then.

I have a sneaky suspicion though, that I will die preoccupied;


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