Closing 2009...

Where did 2009 go again? It came, it saw, it just flew by. Next thing you know, we’re a step closer to 2012. I thought I'd close 2009 with a good laugh. So I've posted a few headlines throughout 2009, (with some help from past headlines), that would do just about that.

So okay, I thought about starting with Malaysian Mainstream Media, but it's almost impossible to do so, for there is not enough space to post all in one post, because mainstream media IS after all one big joke.

So I've decided to post from sources of here and there, after all, we are in the "globalization" era.
Hope you enjoy these folks...

Apparently, 2009 is the year of the Tiger......

See, our government is correct, Mathematics should not be learned in English. Look what happens.......


We all know meetings are for people to escape from work by gathering, on companies time not to mention tea.....this is proof that no one really pays any attention;

And below, we have;

Really? Gee.....What makes them think that???............

And the Westerners insist that WE the Asians have "funny names"....

See what I mean?....
This Hooker does Pole vault some more......how can anyone compete with him?


I've been a long time in this Medical biz, how come I never get interesting cases like this death by condom? Oh wait, Malaysians don't believe much in our own product.....(rubber.....duuuhhhh). Wonder how was the state of the woman though. I mean if his condom can fit the size of his head....then again...no wait....anyone who puts condoms onto his head, must have a teeny weeny head to occupy that teeny weeny brain....otherwise, the headlines would have read, "man floats from air in brain".

Below: More stories on condoms. Wonder what the headlines would be the next day...."Condom Reloaded"?
P/S, speaking of condoms, I know some of you plan to celebrate the New Year with ummm...a big bang....ummm.....don't forget to use condoms :-D


Below: Err....what do you expect to find in Gun Shop? Mr Gan?
Why is there buttock stabbing in Rome, sounds like a perfect question for Psychiatry Final Year Paper.....why indeed.....I would have answered, "Because MU team are arses, so anywhere you stab would be the buttocks"....muaaahhhhaahahahahhahahahhhhahaahhaa!!!


Oh, just because she's colorful and not boring like the other first ladies.......
I wish my boss's name is Nutt.....

Obviously this is the work of some humanitarian.....who else will eat humans?



For those who love their dogs...please, G-Force only happens in Hollywood.....
Well, at least we now learn of another group of people who may benefit from Cialis....

Obviously this cop saw Forrest Gump....
Hey, do we have UMNO branch in Lane County?

Aahhhaaahhh!!! This explains how Malaysian Air Fart...I mean, Force lost those darn engines!!! Those jets were camouflaged all the way to the last screwwwwwww ( pun not intended)...
A sure sign that KARMA exists;

So okay, I'm going to post funny headlines from the Malaysian newspapers now...well, a few as examples. You have to be a Malaysian to appreciate the humour in our headlines....it comes from years of practice of reading between the lines....It's not Ha Ha kind of funny, but....oh! You get what I mean....
Below; Headline says "Salam Aidilfitri 1 Malaysia", but there's only one china man in there and no Indian fler...there's no "dan lain lain"s......hmmmmm.......sometimes the mind slips....(no, not spelling error, I said "slip" not "sleep", otherwise Badawi's name would have automatically appeared

Below: Hmm.....maybe that was the program of which that snobbish datin used to get the Selangor Zakat flers to pay for her expensive medications...(happened in one of the clinic where I work part time)...See...funny or not?
This came from HERE,

Haaa....anyone did any statistics on the brain damage caused by reading Harian Metro?

A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR AHEAD!!!....